funny stuff

last night we were driving home from a family dinner in mapleton and heard this song on the radio, it is hilarious!  we were both laughing so hard and we had to turn it up loud because turner loves to cry as soon as he hears his car seat click in the back seat, seriusly he does.  It is a country song too. 

So, this song is a parody of Mark Wills 19 something'.......  Cletus T. Judd sings this version called 270 somethin.  I tried to find a video of it, but failed, so here are the lyrics:
(please don't laugh too hard)

You know a man does have to eat him somethin'

I love candy bars...eat them all the time

My combo meal's are super-sized

And I crave the stuff they put inside those dang ding dongs

mmmm

My cholesterol is off the chart

I keep a blood pressure cuff on my left arm

Doctor says that my poor heart won't last too long

My nickname in school was double wide

Cause my momma fried...

Now I weigh 270 somethin'

Always huffin and puffin

Lay around the house all day

No wonder I can't lose no weight

See that pizza on the TV

Oh man don't it look cheesy

You know they deliver here for nothin'
That's why I weigh 270 somethin'

My insurance said that they'd co-pay

I made the same appointment Carnie Wilson made

Plastic surgeon said he had a way to get those love handles off

He stapled and sucked stuff through a tube

I lost a hundred pounds in one afternoon

When I came to in the recovery room

Wuddn't much left of me

When he removed the bandages from my thighs

I couldn't believe my eyes

Now I weigh 180 somethin'

Didn't have to do much of nothin'

I'm lookin' like Jean Claude Van Damme

To fit in a pair Mark Wills' pants

Now everyone who sees me

Can't believe that I'm so skinny

My body fat is nearly nothin'

Ha ha

Now that I weigh 180 somethin'

WOOO

Ha Ha

Now I date a model with a GED

But do you think she'd be with me

I wonder (I wonder)

If I (If I)

Still weighed...270 somethin'

Stuffin down blueberry muffins

Onion rings and cans of SPAM

That's how I got so fat

Now everyone who sees me

Can't believe that I'm so skinny

I used to break a sweat just doin' nothin'

Back when I weighed 270 somethin'

Now I weigh 180 somethin'

Ah...well it's probably like more like around 225-26

None of y'all's business how much I weigh

Huh huh...