lady: what are you doing?
me: looking at sweaters
lady: these are for the women
me: i know
lady: no! they are for women
me: oh, i know
lady: you go over there (pointing to the men's secion with a very confused look on her face)
me: huh?! (confused)
lady: huh?! what?!
me: oh.....i am looking for my wife.....? (a little confused)
lady: oh, you are so sweet then! she will be very happy!
oh man, it was pretty great! and i did end up buying natalie's sweater there, so i guess i am sweet. ha!